its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
(via criminalcounterpart)
- person: hey wanna hang out
- thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
(Source: kawaii-desu-satan, via weaslee)
- at school: can you stop talking because i dont care
“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.”
— no one (via eatdirt)
(Source: zahrabahrabobara, via lupinl0ve)
$30. Wow.
FIFTNEN FODLLARS
11.50$
$11
$27
$23
$14
WOW
$15
$4.50
lawl
11.50 cant be tamed
$36
dang
$69.50
I’m fucking terrible.
$80. Life well lived, yo.
$65. Cool, I guess.
$41.5 …. lol
$26.50
okay
(Source: ihavenotfailed)
WHY HELLO THERE
Someone is combining my two favorite things.
I just came.
Sebastian Moran has these in his closet for special events.
(Source: haileyjeon, via mugglebornartist)
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
Hyuk hyuk.
DYING.
gurl imma have to call you back
(via sherlockbeingtsundere)
